Urge to post… rising…
…no, not really.
Who knows when I’ll be back after this.
Well, maybe soon. Lately, I’ve been seeing more teh funnay than usual and naturally, I remembered about this hole-in-the-wall site. Or did I? I can’t remember why I thought about checking back here. No, it wasn’t what I just wrote 10 seconds ago. I made that up.
What the hell… I haven’t been here more than a minute and I’m already lost.
And “hole-in-the-wall site”… what the hell does that mean. I mean, it’s suppose to mean “a decent but out of the way” place, or something thereof, yet how the hell do you get that from “hole in the wall.” A hole in the fuggin’ wall would be so totally obvious and completely NOT out of the way… and hell if it’s “decent” or “modest” or whatever synonym you want to use.
Well now, that’s one way to write up a long overdue return post.
Moving along now…
I usually start off with teh funnay before teh hawtness but let’s mix it up.
Cuz, ya know, I’m crazy like that.
Nozomi Sasaki makes ‘em say UGGHHHHH.
Don’t lie…
…it worked, didn’t it?
’nuff sed.
I’m doing this the next time I see a body passed out near a fire.
I’m serious. If there’s a fire and a body laid out near it… and a wresting ring nearby… I’d so totally do it.
You would too. You so would.
EDIT: Ah haha… after posting this, I noticed it had been almost exactly a year since my last post. I was off by just a few days… one measly week. Granted, this wasn’t planned but it would have been awesome if I posted last week.
Hah… just an observation worth noting.
Quirky Cop Shows
Why are these so addicting?
There have been countless cop related shows yet I only get into the quirky one’s. Currently, the one’s I follow are CSI: LV and Monk. In the past, I watched the remake of Dragnet, the one with Al Bundy (Yeah, not his real name but hell, that’s who he’ll forever be to me when I see him on screen). Recently, I’ve been getting into Psych though that’s not quite a “cop show.”
I’m sure there are other examples but I can’t remember them right now. What, you think I plan out my post entries beforehand? Hahaha, yeah right.
Anyway, for cop-related shows, I can only get into these types. They usually have one or more quirky cast member and the crimes aren’t solved in the typical sense. That’s why I can’t get into the other CSI’s. Granted, I probably haven’t given them enough of a chance but they just don’t have that one weird personality to drive the show.
Not only are these the only one’s I get into, they are also crazy addicting. If I’m channel surfing and I see CSI: LV or Monk on, I’ll watch it. Just like that. Of course, if I saw the episode the day before or something, I won’t (usually) watch it again but that’s it. If it was a week ago, I’d probably watch it again.
And when it comes to CSI: LV, shit, I’ve already seen every episode at least a couple times. Yeah, I just say that. Occasionally, I catch an episode I haven’t seen or maybe haven’t seen in a while and thus forgot what happened. Then there’s the few I’ve only seen once and of course, it’s worth watching again. Then there’s the fact that NONE OF THIS SHIT MATTERS since I’ll watch whatever episode if it’s on.
Damn addicting shows.
I suppose it’s not all bad. This let me use the word “quirky” several times. That word is so fun to say. Quirky.
Quirky!
QUIRKY!
QUIIIIIIIIIIRKYYYYYYY!
OK, it’s lost all meaning now.
The only keyboard you’ll ever need while forum whoring.
Damn economy.
Awesome is what awesome does… not.
Tis better to do and regret than to never do and wonder.
p.s. Quirky.
Because Someone Gave Me A Reason
Yes, more random goodness.
Honestly, I haven’t been neglecting this blog. If it hasn’t been obvious, all I do is post funny and occasionaly interesting pics. This means, I have to FIND these pics first. If I have no pics, I can’t post them up. If I don’t post pics, I don’t post… period.
See! It’s as simple as basic arithmetics.
But lately, and I know I’ve mentioned this before, quality pic selection has been slim. I frequent many sites trollin’ for fun pics and I just don’t gather as much as I used to. Plus, I don’t post pics I’ve had for a while because I don’t remember what I’ve posted already. So, there may be some pics that were worth posting but are now forever buried in my many jumbled pic folders.
Of course, I could actually, like, ya know, BLOG something worthwhile.
I could.
That’s so boring, though.
Aaaanywhoo, here’s the meager selection this time.
Now there’s a manly man.
That manly man needs this manly man rifle.
The Rubik’s Cube is a bane to all.
On a side note, good lolcat pics are also hard to come by. They’re starting to lack originality and try too hard to use l33t speak to be funny and only end up idiotic. I suppose, the lack of decent cat pics could attribute to that. Or maybe I’m simply tired of them… hmm. I really should make my own. I’ve made a couple but I don’t know, I lack the drive to do more. Heh, I have a folder filled with potential cat pics and text files with possible captions in them yet… yet… ehh… I guess I lack motivation.
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Insert Creative Title Here
Yes, I’m that lazy.
But I have more pics then I usually do so shut it.
Home security at it’s finest.
He should have learned from this guy
So, like, in case you don’t “get” what you “wanted,” there is a solution!
Impending Doom.
Cuteness Overwhelming. RAWR!
Two heads are better than one. Or three/two… or… umm…
Cuteness Overwhelming (x2)!
Possibly useful but pure irony for me.
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Habits are Habitual
So, I played WoW last night after being on hiatus for over a month. Back when I played daily, I got into the habit of drinking while playing. 4, 5, 6+ beers every sitting so yeah, I drank quite heavily.
So, when playing last night, I had some beers out of habit. Six, to be exact. I went about doing my thing and afterwards, around midnight, I got extremely hungry and tore through two entire sandwiches that I acquired from the fridge.
TWO fully loaded ones.
Then I passed out.
I woke up this morning with the worst stomach ache ever and was on the toilet for nearly half an hour.
Moral of this story?
Playing World of Warcraft makes me shit.
Another shirt I’d buy if I found it.
If only some moron actually replied to this…
We’d have less morons in the world. The zombie count may increase but shit, I’d easily welcome more zombies over more morons.
What’s on your mind?
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Oh Damn, What Am I Doing?
Before gettin’ to the goodies, umm… fuck it. I’m too lazy to even ramble about being too lazy to type up something interesting.
…
…or something like that.
See, sex IS good.
Remember Sesame Street?
[Singing] One of these kids is not like the other…
He be gonna growed up just fine.
I’d so get this shirt if I found it.
“GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!”
The Sounds of Silence
I’m back in the grind again so there will be a lack of updates here.
…
I crack myself up.
